Up The Jill

To be pregnant

"Your Mum is always up the Jill"

"I can't believe she's up the Jill again"

by ATwad August 2, 2013

beat up jill

To masturbate. Comes from beat it up, which means to have sex, and jill, which means your hand.

Gina: "Damn I'm a total badass. I've never lost a fight."
Kim: "Bullshit. When the last time you kicked someone's ass."
Gina: "Well I beat up jill just yesterday behind the gym after math class."
Kim: "Whoa, too much information."

by Nick D January 31, 2004