A person who portrays themself to be something that they are not. Uses their cuteness to hide the evil they carry inside. Always out for themselves and will always get what they want at the expense of others.
adj. To be of the propensity towards abstaining from the act of fornication.
I once tried to date that woman, but she was so damn unthrusty, I just couldn't score. I lost count of the times I just had to get in the car, go home, and jerk off.
During a a game of Kings:
Kieran: Guess a card. It rhymes with fine...
Me: ...Nine?
Kieran: Nope! Seven, drink up cocksack!
Me: You untrustable bastard...I hope you die from a botched hysterectomy
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'