A person who portrays themself to be something that they are not. Uses their cuteness to hide the evil they carry inside. Always out for themselves and will always get what they want at the expense of others.
adj. To be of the propensity towards abstaining from the act of fornication.
I once tried to date that woman, but she was so damn unthrusty, I just couldn't score. I lost count of the times I just had to get in the car, go home, and jerk off.
During a a game of Kings:
Kieran: Guess a card. It rhymes with fine...
Me: ...Nine?
Kieran: Nope! Seven, drink up cocksack!
Me: You untrustable bastard...I hope you die from a botched hysterectomy
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"