A pathetic international organization that focuses more on preventing Max Barry from using their name in NationStates than stopping genocides, civil wars, and conflicts. The concept of it sounds great on paper, just like communism and a War on Drugs, but like those two things, they don't work IRL. They seriously need to step up their game and actually unite the world. At most, they send food to countries and maybe build a few buildings there, which is just slapping a band-aid on a guy who just lost their arms. They need to get peacekeepers in there and turn the country into Utopia by giving them the stuff needed to grow food.
Reporter: How successful was the United Nations at stopping the genocide against your people?
Victim: They stood there while my kids were being shot by insurgents. The United Nations is a pathetic, useless organization.
by xX_LordGaben69_Xx March 13, 2019
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1. a wet noodle.

3. An international organization. they own an office building in New York and they're about as productive as Dunder Mifflin, Scranton Branch.
1. The bus hit the small child as if it were a united nations.
3. The United Nations doesnt do shit.
by blindchicken11 May 31, 2010
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A group of nations whose purpose is increasingly irrelevant; whose widespread corruption is now coming to light.
The corruption of the United Nations is growing unchecked. Can't wait 'till Annan tries to explain the "Oil-for-Food" program.
by tradesman January 11, 2005
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An all-knowing, all-seeing organization which in allowed Iraq to ship all of their biological and chemical WMDs to Syria by having Charter members Russia and France drag their feet in refusing to ratify unilateral military action under the obvious guise of "diplomatic negotiations" AKA Food for Oil program
Then after the United States and ITS ALLIES proceeded to enforce 1441, they cried foul, blood for oil, etc. And for the icing on this cake, the UN secretary general now says that the U.S. engaged in a totally illegal military action.
United Nations? Not since WWII my friends!
by The truth has set me free September 18, 2004
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A tool of the devil if ever their was one.
The biography of the united nations is avaliable in the Biblical book of Revelations.
by Betterthanyouguy November 21, 2004
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United Nations - United European States - United States Of America - Soviet Union - The Thousand Years Reich - The Holy Roman Empire... See the tendency? The beloved dream of the power-hungry people from all times and places to rule the world by totalitarian despotism and genocide choking human dignity and free spirit to death. But this dream remains hidden or not understood by the majority of people thats why this dream comes iteratively into reality and take the sleeping sheeple by surprise. And now I guess you think that with the Hitler's Reich defeated and the Soviet Union collapsed that dream's kaput? No, you are wrong you notgivingaflyingfuckaboutwhatiswronfgwiththisworld bastards.The New World Order (The Good Ol' Order) is the new (good ol') kid on the block being pushed through behind the mask of benevolent organizations and activities like the UN and its organisations, the World Bank, the World Trade Organisation and many others this being the oldest trick of these really evil people thats why while you drink your Coca-Cola and watch MTV and think how beautiful it is all, thanking the Capitalism and the system that sustains it, the world is being more chaotic every day, the poverty and deprivation deepening, people suffering and dying and these control freaks would once again offer the good ol' solution - a one world government with a one world bank and a chip stuck in your already fucked up body to rule over you and the planet - a global fascisto-communist state wich is actually a godless capitalism pushed to its logical limits i.e. a global scale imperialism. But, you know... this new (good ol') ideology really needs an enemy to justifies itself before the sheeple and guess what - its another global ideology of course and this time it is the Islam, the previous being the Communism. The times we are living in are really the biblical endtimes and this time it ain't a joke this time you better listen. The planet is globalised by the science and technology, many choices were made of how and according to which principle to live - individualistic or collectivistic, spiritual or material, but never been the two or the four together due to the ignorance of the sheeple and their master-sheeperds.In these times the spiritual nature of the sheeple would be reinstated again by its divine root i.e. by God and they will wake up, their spiritual eyes will open and they will see the global lie.The sad thing though is that many of the anti-N.W.O. people are extremists of some sort some of them being anti-semitic, others white-supremacists, others just plain racists, others aggressively atheistic, others just being there out of anger or fear for their welfare, others literally fundamentalistic of their religion - these people are not actually awaken for this coming global fascist state they are just being the same supid sheeple that constitute the very same New World Order they are fighting against.Only through caring and loving spiritual nature people could understand the reality behind this N.W.O.
And ultimately this N.W.O. is not the actual enemy, the real enemy is within us and this evil ideology has always been made by the people through their lack of spiritual awareness and ego-pride trips throughout their whole lives these ever new world orders being the logical and spiritual consequence of this.An in-your-face real "what goes around, comes around" situation.
So be prepared, don't live in fear but free your mind, get out of the Matrix and stand up for your rights to be free human beings, free from oppression and indoctrination.
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An Asshole:Hitler and Stalin are bad but I think Obama can change the country he seems honest... yeshecan, yeshecan, yeshecan...!
A Guy:You better wake up, asshole...
A former Asshole:(waking up)
by Rodger Been September 04, 2009
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