Unicorn ride

Share ride, is getting a short trip but get paid way more than what it should be

I accepted this ride to downtown. Drove 15 miles got paid 102.20 dlls, it ended up being a unicorn ride

by Erickom May 7, 2018

Unicorn ride

Sexually, this is when you have a rare opportunity to be with someone magical.

Slept with Lisa last night. It was a Unicorn ride!

by Erb Toh June 11, 2020

Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.

“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”

by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022

unicorn moon ride

Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.

Oh man, Jerry just drank his 6th unicorn moon ride... he's gonna be fucked up!

by MagicalUnicorn09 October 13, 2012

Unicorn face ride

When a Nathan rides a treys face for the night in a hot tub

Yo I just had a unicorn face ride

by SppecialEd August 7, 2023

Ride the Unicorn

To Ride the Unicorn is a metaphor for embracing your inner insanity. Where the majority will hide their "crazy" a Unicorn Rider is someone that shows it openly.

Person 1: "Did you see that guy trying to ride a unicycle up the down escalator in a t-rex costume? "
Person 2: "I know right, makes me want to ride the unicorn too"

by Aka_85 July 27, 2016

Go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell

A way to express dissatisfaction with someone. To tell someone you do not care what they do from now on.

Boss: "Your fired!"
Employee: "Oh yea? Well, you can go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell, for all I care! I quit!"

by slackalacka September 16, 2010