Unicorn ride
I accepted this ride to downtown. Drove 15 miles got paid 102.20 dlls, it ended up being a unicorn ride
Unicorn ride by Erickom May 7, 2018
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Unicorn ride
Unicorn ride by Erb Toh June 11, 2020
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Unicorn Ride
When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.
Unicorn Ride by Trixi6969 February 20, 2022
unicorn moon ride
Noun: A grenade consisting of tequila, jagermeister and red bull, with a cap of mdma in the bottom of the jager shot. The shot glasses are balanced in the rim of the glass filled with red bull so when you drink the tequila, the shot of jager falls into the cup. Drinking a few of these will get you ready to party, garunteed.
unicorn moon ride by MagicalUnicorn09 October 13, 2012
Unicorn face ride
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Ride the Unicorn
To Ride the Unicorn is a metaphor for embracing your inner insanity. Where the majority will hide their "crazy" a Unicorn Rider is someone that shows it openly.
Person 1: "Did you see that guy trying to ride a unicycle up the down escalator in a t-rex costume? "
Person 2: "I know right, makes me want to ride the unicorn too"
Person 2: "I know right, makes me want to ride the unicorn too"
Ride the Unicorn by Aka_85 July 27, 2016
Go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell
A way to express dissatisfaction with someone. To tell someone you do not care what they do from now on.
Boss: "Your fired!"
Employee: "Oh yea? Well, you can go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell, for all I care! I quit!"
Employee: "Oh yea? Well, you can go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell, for all I care! I quit!"
Go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell by slackalacka September 16, 2010
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