Kathy Unicorn

An adopt me player who won't quit pretending to be broke in the game to get free pets. Sometimes they will be dressed trashy or as a trash can with a display name reading, "unwanted pet bin."

Fem: Kathy Unicorn
Masc: Kayden Unicorn
Ex: Look at Kathy Unicorn over there trying to beg for a free mega neon turtle.. Who does she think she is?
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends

For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
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Unicorn On Ketamine

"Music" that will have your friends (and ears) worry about you
Person 1: Yo, did you listen to the new Unicorn On Ketamine song?
Person 2: Are you ok dude? Do you need to talk about a drug addiction? How bad is your tinnitus now?
by Dugbur November 20, 2023
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unicorn threesome

When 3 people have unicorn horns (dildos) on their heads and they all get fucked simultaneously whilst on their knees which makes a fuck circle.
"Since we're all dressed like unicorns for Halloween, we should have a unicorn threesome!"
by UnicornRainbowtits February 11, 2025
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The Funky Unicorn

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.
“Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”
by sexybabyman November 05, 2023
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unicorn of the sea

When one sits in a bathtub of male or female love explosion, places a dildo upon ones head and jack rams it into the asshole of a the partner
I pulled a unicorn of the sea on that bitch, never knew what hit her
by the.sexpert January 28, 2015
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ghost unicorn

A actual retard or someone that's IS A STRAIGHT dumbass.

Also can mean a MLG
Your honestly a ghost unicorn right now.
by Thatmlggamer February 14, 2016
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