Unicorn snot

When your mans put glitter on his tongue and gives you a rimjob. Think finger painting but with your toungue. Then that bish eats your ass like Christmas dinner until you wiggle your asshairs against his nose, making him sneeze the glitter right back into the poopchute.

Im getting my life together, so I got some unicorn snot :)))

by Jotasof September 11, 2017

Puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream

1.Something that never existed.

2. A figment of the imagination.
3. A lie

"I lied about being a doctor. It was a puff of hot air from lips of a ghost in the shadow of a unicorns dream."

by April 24, 2023

The Funky Unicorn

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.

“Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”

by sexybabyman November 5, 2023

Unicorn shit

When you shit glitter out of your ass, then proceed to stuff it in a stuffed animal and wrap it up to give to your friends little brother.

I gave my stepdads brother a unicorn shit for his birthday.

by Pablo Miguel January 22, 2021

Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release

What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Any Gas Unicorn Skin: The First Juvenile Release

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025

Unicorn steak

Girl willing to give up that ass for anal.

Yo, melissa got them unicorn steaks for every dude

by Hairy tuft March 3, 2021

The Angry Unicorn

When a man does the Trojan War Helmet but becomes aroused.

Alex tried to put a Trojan War Helmet on Makenzie but became aroused and she became The Angry Unicorn instead.

by MoonlitObsidian December 13, 2023