Unicorn snot

When your mans put glitter on his tongue and gives you a rimjob. Think finger painting but with your toungue. Then that bish eats your ass like Christmas dinner until you wiggle your asshairs against his nose, making him sneeze the glitter right back into the poopchute.
Im getting my life together, so I got some unicorn snot :)))
by Jotasof September 11, 2017
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Kathy Unicorn

An adopt me player who won't quit pretending to be broke in the game to get free pets. Sometimes they will be dressed trashy or as a trash can with a display name reading, "unwanted pet bin." Fem: Kathy Unicorn Masc: Kayden Unicorn
Ex: Look at Kathy Unicorn over there trying to beg for a free mega neon turtle.. Who does she think she is?
by chadeesa July 20, 2024
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Trojan Unicorn

A person who is invited to be part of an established couple that is polyamorous and who is believed by the couple to be their unicorn (the mythical person who will complete a throuple), but who has ulterior motives to break up the couple and who is actually a home wrecker.
We thought we found the perfect person but she is a Trojan unicorn and stole my husband.
by Mateo_Harveez August 18, 2021
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Unicorn Snap

The act of sticking the male genitalia inside the mouth of a Poopsie Slime Surprise toy and breaking your dick's crown.
John: "Did you hear that Henry got hospitalized? Apparently he got Unicorn Snapped." Steve: "Yikes, that's gotta hurt."
by Incognito_420 February 24, 2021
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The Funky Unicorn

When somebody attaches a dildo to their head and shoves it into the vagina or butthole of another person during sex.
“Did you hear, Mark totally preformed the funky unicorn on Joshua!”
by sexybabyman November 05, 2023
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Unicorn Seed

The hip new soda pop that all the kids are guzzling on the street corners. Its popularity has been hugely fostered by product placement in popular films. For instance, in the film "Muscular Hooker 2", Will Smith's character takes a dramatically-framed swig of Unicorn Seed! and then suddenly grows a CGI erection which extends into infinity, and then Will Smith's mind explodes, and the movie ends For that scene alone, Roger Ebert gives the film 3 and a half stars. Not many people know this, but movie critics have a finite amount of stars they can award in their lifetime. They are often kept in a vault, heavily secured to prevent a senile Scrooge McDuck from wandering in, mistaking the stars for gold coins, and swimming in them. This is for Scrooge's own protection, as the stars have sharp edges and would lacerate his body into a bloody feathered pulp.
Matt: "I heard Damen purchased a new jug of Unicorn Seed the other day."
by Elk Skinned Carburetor April 29, 2024
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