Unicorn Blowjob

It’s when you take a girl with a ponytail, attach a suction dildo onto her forehead, put skittles in her mouth, and have her give you a blowjob. You guys can then share the skittles after she finishes you off.
Me : “Hey you wanna give me a unicorn blowjob?” Her : “Yeah sure, let’s both taste the rainbow
by Dus71n March 09, 2023
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Bokaki unicorn

A sexual fetish act in which a man ties both legs behind their head and ejaculate onto them self.
Oh man did you heard, john gave himself a bokaki unicorn just like the scene in silent hill, colin monster.
by Jannn122110 April 18, 2021
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unicorned

Used in substitution of the words drunk, wasted, shittered, hammered, etc. to categorize a state of absolute drunkenness.
Look at that guy, he's absolutely unicorned right now!
by OhGee October 17, 2012
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Unicorn fisting

The act in where you act like a unicorn while still being able to fist punch a Hooker on a Friday night
I had a mad session with the dirty Hoover there was so much unicorn fisting involved
by Unicorn fisting God July 16, 2016
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Unicorn ride

Sexually, this is when you have a rare opportunity to be with someone magical.
Slept with Lisa last night. It was a Unicorn ride!
by Erb Toh June 12, 2020
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Unicorn Ride

When your friend makes you a helmet with a dildo apoxied to the top, and then a stripper fucks it… that’s a unicorn ride.
“Yo jake, that unicorn ride at your bachelor party was fucking EPIC!!!”
by Trixi6969 February 21, 2022
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