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Unicorns are an ACTUAL creature that used to exist, but, are now extinct.
I don't care if there is no archaelogical evidence to support the existence of the unicorns. The BIBLE says they existed!

And I don't mean these modern, altered, man-made versions of the Bible, I mean the ORIGINAL King James Version, the ONLY version AUTHORIZED by GOD! If the KJV was good enough for Moses and Jesus, then it's good enough for me!

If you don't believe in unicorns, then you don't believe in the Bible, and you are going to Hell!

See Numbers 23:22; 24:8
Deuteronomy 33:17
Job 39:9-10
Psalms 22:21; 29:6; 92:10
Isaiah 34:7
by Tex Arkana July 28, 2006
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A word referring to the drug marijuana.
"Yesterday I smoked almost an ounce of unicorns with my homies I was so baked."

"Aye can I buy some unicorns of you cause I'm going to a party later?"
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the magical, mystical creature that is the female erection, or lady wood.
"Regina, your unicorn is showing". or.. (Tounge rolled up, mouth open) "Chelsea, put your unicorn in here." OR "Garrett Hedlund gives me a MAD unicorn!
by coricamram May 01, 2011
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Taboo sex position where a male places his penis in the center of partner's forehead
"Dude how was your weekend?"
"Awww u know chillin' Unicorned some bitches'
by LarcenyOf MoneyStax October 26, 2010
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As defined in Dr.Phillips High School, a virgin who has not received their first kiss yet.

(Masturbation and non-sex non-kissing yet sexually related groping are irrelevant when deciding one's unicorn status.)
1: "Sometimes it's hard being unexperienced, but if we're both in the same state, I guess it won't drive me crazy!"

2: "...Actually, I had my first kiss yesterday..."

1: "...OH GOD, I'M THE LAST UNICORN!!!"
by FantaSea April 29, 2011
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