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Undetectable Poz 

Any person with Hiv who has been adhering to their antivirals and making healthy life choices. Generally if the CD4 count is <20 then this is the threshold for diagnosis. Undetectable people have virtually frozen the replication of the virus and can lead long healthy lives. In fact the CDC has stated that individuals with a low viral count will live just as long as their HIV-negative neighbors. With the progression of newer medication this will only improve the condition further.
Dr: "Your labs are back and im happy to say you are undetectable poz."
Patient: " Oh thank God! Wait what does that mean?
Dr: "As long as you maintain your regimen and continue to lead a reasonable healthy lifestyle, you will have a long fulfilled life."
Patient starting to cry: " Fuck, I needed to hear that.:
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Undetectable Poz 

A claim made by any individual who is knowingly HIV-positive and undergoing anti-retroviral therapy (ART), whereupon subsequent HIV tests reveal a comparatively low--iow, "undetectable"-- viral load (i.e., "level").
"Hey bro, tests show I'm an undetectable poz after two years on ART! Fuck these condoms! Back to Craigslist M4M!"
Undetectable Poz by thraipse April 22, 2015
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008