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Undetectable Poz 

Any person with Hiv who has been adhering to their antivirals and making healthy life choices. Generally if the CD4 count is <20 then this is the threshold for diagnosis. Undetectable people have virtually frozen the replication of the virus and can lead long healthy lives. In fact the CDC has stated that individuals with a low viral count will live just as long as their HIV-negative neighbors. With the progression of newer medication this will only improve the condition further.
Dr: "Your labs are back and im happy to say you are undetectable poz."
Patient: " Oh thank God! Wait what does that mean?
Dr: "As long as you maintain your regimen and continue to lead a reasonable healthy lifestyle, you will have a long fulfilled life."
Patient starting to cry: " Fuck, I needed to hear that.:
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Undetectable Poz 

A claim made by any individual who is knowingly HIV-positive and undergoing anti-retroviral therapy (ART), whereupon subsequent HIV tests reveal a comparatively low--iow, "undetectable"-- viral load (i.e., "level").
"Hey bro, tests show I'm an undetectable poz after two years on ART! Fuck these condoms! Back to Craigslist M4M!"
Undetectable Poz by thraipse April 22, 2015
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