Undertable Arnie
The Undertable Arnie
A sexual act wherein one partner bends over a chair and is stuffed under a table and acts as if they are "Arnie Grape" from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape", using such classic phrases as; "I could go at any time!" or "I kiled it. Gilbert!" or who could forget "Match in the gas tank, boom boom!".
These phrases are often augmented with mentally challenged sneering and shrieking noises mimicking that of "Arnie" from the movie.
The second sexual partner, of questionable intent, then begins to fornicate with the faux "Arnie". This sexual act is often ritualistically performed as a celebration for 18th birthdays in the midwestern communities of the United States.
Sometimes families throw a party and have cake afterwards.
A sexual act wherein one partner bends over a chair and is stuffed under a table and acts as if they are "Arnie Grape" from "What's Eating Gilbert Grape", using such classic phrases as; "I could go at any time!" or "I kiled it. Gilbert!" or who could forget "Match in the gas tank, boom boom!".
These phrases are often augmented with mentally challenged sneering and shrieking noises mimicking that of "Arnie" from the movie.
The second sexual partner, of questionable intent, then begins to fornicate with the faux "Arnie". This sexual act is often ritualistically performed as a celebration for 18th birthdays in the midwestern communities of the United States.
Sometimes families throw a party and have cake afterwards.
Hey Pa, did ya hear? Muh sister gave me some good undertable arnie the other day! Ma taught her well!
Undertable Arnie by 500lbs_Mama April 11, 2026
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