When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge
Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.
Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.
by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024
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