Imagine a dilf, but someone you would never want to hookup with. That’s an uncle sexy. He is cute and attractive but too innocent to ever want to do anything with. Uncle sexy could also be an inanimate object such as a drink that in theory tastes good but you would never actually order in any sense ever.
“Wow! He was so cute but I just couldn’t fathom having sex with him. That would be weird. He’s too perfect to corrupt aka he’s uncle sexy”
When your uncle rapes you and you are under 18. Usually little boys. Also commonly done in basement.
Pepe: Hey guess what Eduardo
Eduardo: What?
Pepe: I lost my virginity
Eduardo: No way to who
Pepe: Uncle Juan-CarlosLuis Eduardo: Well if unclesex counts then I lost my virginity to Uncle Jose
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.