Umdro 

Umdro. You're probably doing that trend where you remove the first letter and last letter of your name. This means your name is actually gumdrop.

Person 1: Hey Umdro!
Person 2: My name's Gumdrop, what do you mean Umdro?- Oh you're doing that trend!

Person 1: Yeah!

Umdro by Sleepy Crumb June 5, 2021

Umbrolical cord 

The invisible cord connecting two or more bros, distance irrelevant, through the mysterious medium of testosterone brotherhood, as if from birth.

My husband loves me but, I can't seem to cut the umbrolical cord between him and his college roommate.

Umbrolical cord by Skubaskub November 28, 2010

Umbrolla 

When two bros share an umbrella.

Dude can we make an umbrolla right now? Its pouring outside. No homo.

Umbrolla by broposter October 1, 2014

umaro 

1. A FFVI character
2. An amazingly popular user from LUE that got famous after showing his wang inside a sock on his webcam.

1. OMEG Umaro su><0rz
2. Haha Umaro's dick is tiny.

umaro by Da Jerk March 10, 2004

Umbro

A noun. Interchangeable with the word ‘Cunt’.

Best used to describe the look given to the wearer of any England Rugby shirt with the Umbro logo.

The smooth, thin, cheap and nipple hugging material that would transform any gentleman into a cunt within seconds. Coupled with a logo and a price tag that only King Cunt of cuntsville, ruler of the cunty people would find acceptable.

‘It was a great evening until the Umbro’s walked in.’
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“Darling how do you like my new rugby polo?”

“You look like an Umbro!”
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“I’m fairly sure the referee thought he was an Umbro”
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“Jase stop wanking off that stray dog you total Umbro!”

Umbro by Not an Umbro March 2, 2021

Umbros 

A brand of soccer shorts, most popular during the late 80s/early 90s. Recently, Umbros have seen a revival among men who frequent strip clubs.

The silky smooth fabric of my Umbros reduces friction whenever I visit Chances Are.

Umbros by Derf, Inc. October 28, 2008

umbroner 

When a man wearing Umbros is packing a raging, throbbing boner.

I was making out with my high school girlfriend, but I had the biggest Umbroner.

umbroner by Rabidguppy February 14, 2015