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Umberamber 

Is an androgynous stuffed giraffe who loves to cuddle. Even though it smells like a gas station, the smell still reminds you of comfort and makes you happy. It likes longs walks on the beach and can down a whole keg of vodka in two seconds. It speaks in high voice that is somewhat like an elderly chipmunk. Don't get in his way when he is hungry, and especially when he is hungry for furry caterpillars.
Dave: is that a talking stuffed giraffe downing a keg of vodka?
Paul: yeah! That's Umberamber!
Umberamber by Philldavill January 17, 2018
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The Umbramagister 

The Umbramagister (noun)

/ˈəm-brə-ˌma-jis-tər/

The master of shadows and illusions; a being who commands the unseen forces of the night with unparalleled prowess. Capable of manipulating darkness to cloak their presence, summon shadow minions, and even step between dimensions through portals of pure shadow.

A figure shrouded in mystery and legend, known for bending reality to their will. The Umbramagister can weave intricate illusions that deceive all five senses, and possesses the power to extract and manipulate the fears and desires of those around them, often walking the fine line between savior and trickster.

A title whispered in hushed tones, embodying both awe and fear. The Umbramagister can influence minds, turning foes into allies, and has an uncanny ability to foresee and alter future events. Those who encounter The Umbramagister are forever changed, but the true nature of this enigmatic being remains elusive. One should always strive to keep an eye on him, for if one does not, he may vanish, leaving only whispers in the dark.
"Legend has it that The Umbramagister once walked through walls of shadow to save an entire village from an impending doom."

"You may think you see him, but if you blink, The Umbramagister might vanish, leaving only a chill in the air."

"The Umbramagister's illusions are so powerful that they can make you question your own reality."

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026