The act of orienting ones belongings in the back of a moving truck in such a way that the entire volume of the truck is filled, front to back and top to bottom.
I didn't think we'd be able to fit the pool table, ATV, entertainment center, and waterbed all in this truck here, but all it took was some clever Uhaul Tetris and we got it all in there.
by Dexter345 August 22, 2010
by geewhiz1234 May 4, 2008
The kind of lesbian that wants to move in after talking for 3 days. They like to move fast. She'll bring the u-haul.
John: Hey did you hear about Cierra's new girl?
pete: Yeah I heard they got married after a month. She seems like such a uhaul lesbian.
pete: Yeah I heard they got married after a month. She seems like such a uhaul lesbian.
by bitchbox42069 June 22, 2020
by The Jayson July 7, 2009
Guy: Katie moved in with Jessie already? They’ve been together a week?
Girl: oh I know she did the same with John and Sarah. She’s such a uhaul bisexual
Girl: oh I know she did the same with John and Sarah. She’s such a uhaul bisexual
by Thatonepaganchick January 7, 2023
by All Bets Hedged March 3, 2021
When you move too quickly in a relationship and develop emotions towards the other person too quickly
"Wow, Jessie's already calling them her girlfriend, thats pretty intense"
"Yeah, they definitely hitched an emotional UHaul, its only been two weeks since they met"
"Yeah, they definitely hitched an emotional UHaul, its only been two weeks since they met"
by E31ly November 30, 2022