Phrase popularized by O.
J. Simpson, indicating that an
item is so
hideous in appearance that it would be too repulsed to use it even while committing a double-murder.
O.
J. Simpson, at a deposition, when confronted with a pair of Bruno Magli
shoes that matched his shoe-
size and whose distinctive footprints were found at a murder scene:
"I wouldn't wear that ugly ass shoe."