Phrase popularized by O.J.
Simpson, indicating that an item is so hideous in appearance that it would be too repulsed to use it
even while committing a double-
murder.
O.J. Simpson, at a deposition, when confronted with a pair of
Bruno Magli shoes that matched his
shoe-size and whose distinctive footprints were found at a murder scene:
"I wouldn't wear that ugly ass
shoe."