US Marines 

The amphibious warfare branch of the United States military, formed on Nov. 10th, 1775. Tun Tavern in Pennsylvania is considered the birthplace of this branch. The US Marines are in particular used as an invasion force, rather than an army of occupation, and is the only US military branch that is deployed during peacetime.

The US Marines were the first force to deploy into both Iraq and Afghanistan.

US Marines by USMCPoolee94 October 4, 2011

U.S Marines

The only thing in the world more badass than God him self or chuck norris.

God: Oh my self look its the Marines.
Chuck Norris: Damn I made a good lookin kid
U.S Marines: Semper Fi to god and dad

U.S Marines by Semper Fi 55 July 28, 2012

us Marine 

the last person in the world you wanna fuck with. a Marine will rip your stomach out your ass and strangle you with it before you even relize what happpend.

jim: hey, wheres Austin?
mike: oh he step on a us Marines dress shoe and scuffed it.
Jim: oh shit hes a dead man.
Mike: was a dead man.

us Marine by rancidbeef54 July 20, 2009

US Marine 

The definition of total badassery

“Dude, that guy was a US Marine, dont piss him off”

US Marine by Sergeant Dickhead May 20, 2018

US Marine Corps 

A large, powerful organisation operated by the US Government. Very often trigger happySpecially trained to inflict maximum innocent civilian casualties and to fire on allied forces. Unlike an elite, hardened force of veteran soldiers (see Royal Marines), they are an unwieldy force, with more than 1,500,000 troops.
Battle Honours:
Mexican War
World War 1 (After waiting to see who was winning before joining brave Britain and France)
World War 2 (Same as above)
Korean War (Commies 1 Marines 0)
The 'nam (Commies 1 Marines 0)
Iraq

Afghanistan (see Friendly Fire

US Marine Corps soldier in Humvee: I can see foot mobiles approaching
Commander: Do they look friendly?
Marine: I think so
Commander: Lets not take any chances (Call in an F-18 airstrike)
British Soldier: WHAT THE F*CK!!!! BLUE ON BLUE!!!! FRIENDLY, FRIENDLY
Commander: Holy Crap.....this is gonna take alot of explaining.......

US Marine Corps by wannabekiller November 21, 2010

U.S. Marines 

A brotherhood of the worlds biggest, meanest, most badass, deadliest killing machines ever devised by God. They are the only branch of the military to become an official branch in a bar. When God made the first Marine, he took one look at his creation, shit himself, turned around, and ran back up to heaven. God left this earth because Marines rule it now. Chuck Norris even fears them.

Terrorist 1: Who are those jolly green giants with guns?

Terrorist 2: FUCK!!!!! RUN!!! ITS THE U.S. Marines!!! PRAY TO ALLAH TO PROTECT US!!!! FUCK!!!! THEY KILLED ALLAH!!!!

U.S. Marines by MrAssissininblack March 31, 2012

The U.S. Marine Corps

In reality, if you think about it, the Marine Corps pretty much molds you into something that can survive the Apocalypse! You're pretty much a bum that can shoot weapons, eat anything, shit anywhere, and sleep anywhere. You can essentially run on crumbs, water, motrin, and nicotine and you can go weeks or months w/o a shower! Moreover, on the plus side, you lose ALL Morality so shooting and looting to survive is, eh, whatever.

US Marines are basically the human version of a raccoon.

TRASH PANDAS UP!

The U.S. Marine Corps can live anywhere and survive on anything and have been doing it so long that it is inherent in our DNA!

The U.S. Marine Corps by Gunny G USMC 2002 November 17, 2020