Unalive

To render someone dead. A euphemism for kill used to avoid demonetization.

Rat: (Dangling from counter) Help help help! Mother please!
Mother: (Saves rat) Geez, calm down.
Rat: I almost got unalived.

by MalumLibrum958 July 03, 2022

unalive

To kill somebody, to murder

"You cant unalive people."
"Yeah? Who said?"

by NotMyRealNameIsMyName January 24, 2015

unalive

Unalive is just like alive- but the opposite. It’s a term to use it when u want to say ironically that someone wants to „kill you“ (unalive you). Or if u want to kill ur friend (if he or she was a backstabber or something like that) Then u just say: IM GONNA UNALIVE THIS MOTHERF*CKER!!!

I have 23 missed calls from my mother. She is gonna unalive me send help.

by Monatlich April 22, 2022

Unalive

Kill, slay, the word John wick would use if he was a retard

Someone is paying me alot of money to "UNALIVE" you.

by IAmIronMan69 May 27, 2019

Unalive

Something retards say instead of killing or murdering.

"Unalive yourself?"
"Bruh what"

by SpenserURBAN February 16, 2021

unalive

An organic being that has gone from a state of being alive to a state in between life and death. Like undead, but without having to die in the first place.

"Aren't vampires undead, like zombies?"
"No, zombies die before coming back, so they are undead. But vampires never die in the first place, therefore they are unalive"

by Communist Wombat November 07, 2018

unalive

the state of being not alive, being a real-life zombie, a drone

Carson, a tween who lived in utter monotony and had no desire for human interaction, was the most unalive of us all.

by glonner22 April 14, 2010