U Must Be Chinese

U Made a Bad Choice

U Must Be Crazy

U Mustn't Be Conforming

University of Maryland Bejing China or
U Must Be Chinese

Undeniably the Most Boring College

The only place in Baltimore where you’re hated on from being from Baltimore.

you made a bad choice
you must be crazy
you must be cockblocking
you must be creepy

Just think about it if this is all you here about this school then you know that it sucks.
If you go to this school it is probably for a scholarship they gave you that was really fucking easy to get, but you just got played if you take it.
This is probably the WORST college you can go to if you want to have a real college experience, fun, or girls. There is almost no hot chicks, no one is ever on campus, the dudes cockblock in swarm, and for you ladies they also creep out in packs. However, the other guys will flock to you like you were hot because there aint nothing better around.
There is NO football team. From all sports combined we have won like one championship in the entire college history.
Your roomate may call cops on you for having alcohal (believe me).
While talking to anyone from any school in the area when you mention that you go to UMBC they will probably reply "Why?"
If you go here and you thinks its alright you are either a larping nerd or just dont realize how much better you would be in any other school.

simply put the worst college on the face of the earth. No good looking people, girls or guys, and absolutely no parties. Home of no football team but the number 1 ranked chess team in the country. If you're fine with spending your college experience in your room playing video games then this is the place for you.

If you are deciding between Towson and UMBC go with Towson.

U Must Be Cockblocking