Two-tap 

n. A means of bringing an unruly drunk under control by grabbing his hair and bouncing his head off the bar, twice.

That guy last night was wasted enough to take a swing at the bouncer; they had to give him the old two-tap.

Two-tap by chitownriverscum September 15, 2009

two tap 

When one-self is doing a girl from behind in the vag, he pulls out and politely (or not so politely) taps his knob twice on the exposed left ass cheek. Before re-inserting and proceed to slay the way you are supposed too.

"I was doing her doggie and I gave her a good ol' two tap, Tap Tap Tap-a-roo"

two tap by Tim Wallace December 28, 2008

two tap rule 

When having sex (or making out) the two tap rule is a non-verbal way of communicating you are not comfortable with/don't like something your partner is doing. The two taps will let the partner know to stop, and go back to something you like.

Using the two tap rule- If you're partner puts their hands somewhere unwanted tap them twice on the shoulder so they know to move them.

two tap rule by Nineteen Percent December 19, 2017

Two finger tap dance

A rhythmic form of vaginal stimulation involving the pointer and middle finger. This can be performed on ones self or done to a willing partner. While this may be used to refer to the simple act of fingering, it more specifically describes a palm upwards technique. This approach differs from the standard "come hither" goto g-spot stimulater by way of independent finger movement.

ex 1 : Ralph: "She was like going to explode when I was giving her the two finger tap dance."

ex 2: Joe: "Aww man Susie said she just wanted to stay in and chill alone tonight."
Robert: "Ohh dude don't worry she probably just has to do the ol two finger tap dance."

ex 3: Dan: "Sometimes I question if my partner enjoys the two finger tap dance."

Two finger tap dance by Stickyfingwrs February 16, 2010

two bagger and some tape 

Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.

Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.

two bagger and some tape by Stagmen October 3, 2017

Two rolls of masking tape 

when a girl has a muff and the only way to get rid of it would be two rolls of masking tape :)

Dude1: She has a fucking muff the size of a small forest

Dude2 : Wtf the only way she could get rid of that then would be two rolls of masking tape lol.

Two rolls of masking tape by Bryn/maths April 23, 2010