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those two one guys 

How a Native American askes someone if they had seen his drinking buddies.
(speaking in native accent) Hey there have you seen those two one guys? We need to go get us some Budweiser.
those two one guys by sleeBall September 23, 2008

Five five five one two one two 

Your friend is in the hospital. Your other friend wants to call. You prank him by giving the area code and 555-1212. He calls the number not knowning it was information and asks the operator to speak to him. She says city your calling again and he asks for his full name again.
He calls me back and i start laughing before speaking a word. And that is my five five five one two one two story

one two one two combination

dude i tell you what use the one two one two combination...you can't lose

Three Two One, dick on your head!

a term used to publicly announce when someone has just made an idiotic comment. It usully starts with the countdown "three, two, one," followed by the person franticly pointing at forhead then pointing at person who made the the idiotic comment, then the person announce's "dick on your head" in an aggressive/lighthearted way, depending on how stupid the comment was.
can also be used as a greeting.
person a: I like BLUE!
person B: what?
person C: stupid fool!
person B and Person C: "Three Two One, dick on your head!"

Two #1 One #2 

When two guys using a urinal and one guy using a stall start a conversation inside a men's restroom.
"When I walked in I kind of freaked out because there was a two #1 one #2 situation going on."
Two #1 One #2 by Extra Mayo January 11, 2013

Two Bitches One Plate 

Modern day: To kill two birds with one stone, two fish one worm, two loaves one oven etc…
I always watch Netflix or talk on the phone when I shower.. two bitches one plate my guy.