two dozen

(def. noun)the minimum number of times you should have sex with a partner before you decide it isn't good sex.See Ruthie

Ruthie and I got it on a few times, a few different ways, a few different positions, but she just really never caught the knack.I'm sorry now that I stopped giving her the booty call, I should have hung in there, she would have got better (and she had so much PROMISE).

two dozen by Jake January 14, 2004

Hard-Two-Dozen 

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Blessings, respect, and love to all without prejudice

Bill: Hey Jeff your ex-girlfriend's new guy had his sentence upgraded to a Hard-Two-Dozen
Jeff: wow I didn't like the guy but would not wish that on anyone. what happened?

Bill: rumor has it all he did was blasphemed the name of the leprechaun
Jeff: WOW I am glad I don't know his real name now.
Bill: he doesn't mind anyone making fun of all those character names.
Jeff: Lord Bud is quite a character

Hard-Two-Dozen by Spiritual-Master January 31, 2022

One or two dozen

When the phrase "one or two" and "two dozens" are either not enough or too much.
One or two dozen means anywhere between 1 and 24. Or a few to a lot.

Alternate forms are "A(n) X or two dozen."

You: You're going out tonight?
Me: Yeah I'm just going out for a drink or two dozen.

You: How many sodas do you want?
Me: Give me one or two dozen.

One or two dozen by Candy Worthy April 23, 2026