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Two Days Later 

1.(N) A shitty emo band with zero testicles between all five members, who could not even value themselves enough to capitalize their own bands name. good job, Uhhh, you stupid, smelly, drunken, crying, asshole licker.
2.(Adj) Like an untalented group of people (5 or less) consisting of, but not limited to, connor, tom, dave, peter, and or keith.

3.(verb) To make a mockery of the audible compilation of instrumental devices sometimes called "music".
1.(N) "Man, i tried to go see Two Days Later and listening to it was like two dogs in a bathtub".
2.(Adj) "Holy crap, you untalented dutch oven lovers are very Two Days Later."
3.(Verb) Holy shit! Five yokos are tring to Tow Days Later the whole show! ass holes.
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two days later 

best band in the world, consisting of 5 tallanted musicians, tom, dave, keith, peter, and conor. peace
two days later is the god of all emo/punk music
two days later by uhhhh March 15, 2004

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016