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Two Text Tim 

A boy who will engage in text conversations by replying with the bare minimum - typically two words or a vague double text answer. He makes continuing a conversation boring and borderline impossible.

He keeps texting to not lose the connection in case there’s a chance to hook up, but he actually doesn’t want to get to know you.

He most likely has other girls on his roster, hence why he gives no fucks on doing more than his two texts.

Two Text Tim: hey
Girl: hi how are you?!
TTT: good u?
Girl: Yes! I had a great day today. Hung out with friends and figuring out what to do tonight!
TTT: cool
* two hours later*
TTT: hey
....

OR

TTT: hey

Girl: hey what’s up?!
TTT: I had a bad day
Girl: oh my gosh I’m so sorry to hear that! why?

TTT: (no response)
*two days later*

TTT: hey
Girl 1: “girl, I’m so confused. we had such a good time when we hung out! but his text messages are so vague idk how to talk to him. Like how do I respond to this?”

(Girl 2 reviews the convo)

Girl 2: “ohhhh, dude fuck that. He’s a Two Text Tim!”
Two Text Tim by Uhhuhhoneyy October 8, 2020
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cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
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mickey mousing

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Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
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Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
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adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹
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fudanshi 

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Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.
fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017
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country mile 

When country folk refer to a country mile it is considerd to be round 10 miles per country mile..ish...we boonfolk dont really consider distance
"I walked a country mile to see Earls new truck"
country mile by CountryBoy1243 August 30, 2006
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