twist one

make a marijuana cigaraette. See "tool up a doobie".

My bong was at home so Fred loaned me a paper and I took the time to twist one.

twist one by Harold Corncob April 20, 2006

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Twist one off

To discribe masturbation or masturbation with aimed ejaculation

I twist one off to your sister last night
I twist one off on your sister last night

Twist one off by Smack Noodles May 2, 2006

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twist one • Twist one off • One-handed butterfly twist • twisty ones • twist • twist and shout • twist off • Twist-a-flex • Twist cone • twist-a-flexing

One-handed butterfly twist

A technique used by elf fairies in medieval story books, in which a magic powder from shredded butterfly wings was used to cause death by ejaculation. The substance turns from a creamy substance to a super glue-like substance. Combined with the rapid twisting motion, the penis essentially turns to dust.

Sir Robert was tragically lured in by the seductive elf fairy Kara, and died as a result of a perfectly executed one-handed butterfly twist. There was nothing left of his penis.

One-handed butterfly twist by Dickless Sir Robert August 10, 2021

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twisty ones

the ones that twist

you got any twisty ones? They rind em?

twisty ones by good of words November 12, 2018

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

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