1. A Pile of Shit.
2. Bad, Bad, stories that give you nightmares about sparkly Vampires and shapeshifting werewolves.
3. Cause of a disease called 'Twiharditis' that creates obsession for a overly dramatic sex life, suicidal thoughts and the belief that there is a 108 year old Peado-Vampire-God that will love them forever. The cure is to lock them in a cold, white room for 200 hours, make them watch and read Harry Potter on the go (but not GoF film adaptation, in fear of a relapse at the sight of Cedric) and mak them come to their senses. If this does not work, starve them and read Harry Potter and the Hunger Games out loud continuosly. They should see the erroe of their ways, and return to normal.
If not, KILL THEM. Its the only cure.
2. Bad, Bad, stories that give you nightmares about sparkly Vampires and shapeshifting werewolves.
3. Cause of a disease called 'Twiharditis' that creates obsession for a overly dramatic sex life, suicidal thoughts and the belief that there is a 108 year old Peado-Vampire-God that will love them forever. The cure is to lock them in a cold, white room for 200 hours, make them watch and read Harry Potter on the go (but not GoF film adaptation, in fear of a relapse at the sight of Cedric) and mak them come to their senses. If this does not work, starve them and read Harry Potter and the Hunger Games out loud continuosly. They should see the erroe of their ways, and return to normal.
If not, KILL THEM. Its the only cure.
by Potterheads Unite! May 20, 2012
This saga has absolutely little to no plot except for a girl and guy supposedly falling in love. However, there are so many things wrong with this book that it's not even funny.
There are also too many rants about this book flooding Youtube, and all of them are, how I say, accurate when put intelligently.
This book features: vampires that are portrayed as blood-thirsty fairies; Two people falling in love only because they think the other is sexy; failure to understand the difference between a ware wolf and an animagus; a plot that has nearly no twists or turns; two tools to lure fangirls into wanting to believe that a vampire or ware wolf would be the perfect guy; six hundred paragraphs only talking about vampire eyes; and one author's sexual fantasy.
Let's not forget, it also portrays that a creepy abusive stalker boyfriend as the perfect guy.
That's only 8 out of many other reasons you should hate Twilight.
There are also too many rants about this book flooding Youtube, and all of them are, how I say, accurate when put intelligently.
This book features: vampires that are portrayed as blood-thirsty fairies; Two people falling in love only because they think the other is sexy; failure to understand the difference between a ware wolf and an animagus; a plot that has nearly no twists or turns; two tools to lure fangirls into wanting to believe that a vampire or ware wolf would be the perfect guy; six hundred paragraphs only talking about vampire eyes; and one author's sexual fantasy.
Let's not forget, it also portrays that a creepy abusive stalker boyfriend as the perfect guy.
That's only 8 out of many other reasons you should hate Twilight.
Person 1: I just wrote a book on my sexual fantasies!
Person 2: Oh great, not another twilight saga.
Person 1: Oh, No, I actually know what a Vampire is.
Person 2: that makes it a little better.
Person 1: I also know a ware wolf can't change at will. Besides I'm not even using those creatures.
Person 2: Better still, just don't publish it.
Person 2: Oh great, not another twilight saga.
Person 1: Oh, No, I actually know what a Vampire is.
Person 2: that makes it a little better.
Person 1: I also know a ware wolf can't change at will. Besides I'm not even using those creatures.
Person 2: Better still, just don't publish it.
by KT JDDD August 09, 2010
1. Bella: "I love to have sex with furry werewolves, but the marble-cold skin of the undead has an appeal all of its own. Whatever shall I do?"
Non-fan: "Kill yourself and end the Twilight Saga?"
Bella: "I'm gonna go with the gay one."
Non-fan: "Both?"
Non-fan: "Kill yourself and end the Twilight Saga?"
Bella: "I'm gonna go with the gay one."
Non-fan: "Both?"
by Xalvix December 03, 2009
by RideDucati April 25, 2016
At first started as books but now movies, Edward Cullen is a vampire (sparkles in the light; can hear peoples thoughts) who falls in love with a human girl (Bella Swan).
by yesjustlikethefruit August 01, 2018
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