Definitions by grwg94

Twatcrumpet 

The name given to someone who is just so ridiculously pointless and annoying that 'Twatcrumpet' is the only way to sum them up.

Sat on the bus next to a 40yr old whorebag in double denim and a silly twatcrumpet taking up two seats with her rolls of fat.

Twatcrumpet by grwg94 June 4, 2011