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in addition to all its other obvious meanings, "twat" is also the past pluperfect subjunctive for a post on Twitter, also called a "tweet."
guy 1: "dude, have you been tweeting at all today?"

guy 2: "you moron, if i had twat, you would have gotten it."

bill clinton: "you losers. i have twat all the time."
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A British vagina usually served with a side of crisps and mushy peas.
mmm, mmm, mmm. Love me some twat.
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noun, acronym. The War Against Terror
He works in the Homeland Defense Department, a mid-level official in T.W.A.T
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a twat someone who claims to be a best-seller having only sold a total of ....... 30 books
Richard James Rodgers is the biggest twat on Facebook
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1) A derogatory term for a person whose behaviour is considered to be extremely or intolerably ignorant, obnoxious, offensive or moronic.
2) A vagina.
He is such a twat
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