Twat

A word used best to describe people: incapable of acting their own age, who take pleasure in pestering someone through cruddy little voice mails and texts..., that get a kick out of arguing with people younger than them, sucking up to kids 6 YEARS younger than them, using eleven year olds instead of themselves to spy on people FAR better than them, people who're friends with fat kids that can only achieve a state of happiness through sucking up various body parts of their body with a vacuum, people that call themselves original but quite obviously are just another run-off-the-mill wemo AND take pictures of themselves bending over in disabled toilets (which says a lot about them) with toilet role on the floor in the background (which they obviously forgot to wipe their ass with - another 'Twat' characteristic) :
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The past tense of "tweet" when used in reference to the social networking site Twitter.
"Dude, I need to get on Twitter and send a tweet to Debbie. I received her twat two days ago.
by I am ElNiño January 26, 2010
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Noun. An individual who is incredibly immature and/or spoiled. Someone who is arragant and bashful when they lack skills to back up their claims. Typically small in size and bad tempered. Recognizable for his/her annoyance to others around them. May lack self control and social awareness of one's self. Mostly looked down upon by others but is occasionally kissed up to by some mislead people.
Friend 1: "Do you know that annoying little kid Joe?"

Friend 2: "Oh yeah, he's such a twat."
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An twat is someone who belittles you because he can reach your level of intelligence
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"She's being a twat. Wait, is that a word? What does that mean?"
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Verb. Past tense of tweet.

Synonym: tweeted
@realdonaldtrump twat some stupid shit this morning, just like he does every day.
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