Twat

A slang term for the vaginal lips. Usually a very tight "pussy".
Chick: Oh yeah, lick my twat.
by tight_twat June 19, 2003
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Twat

Used for Twitter, the past-tense of Tweet.
Yesterday I Twat about my cheating girlfriend.
by doublea7030 December 02, 2009
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Twat

An elitist idiot who gets kicks out of those less fortunate than themselves and is consequently convinced that they're "The Shit" (when in fact they are literally just shit).
Twat: "I'm banter personified"

Twat: "You have a job and are earning money. Well done. Telling yourself that must help you sleep that little bit better every night after you've earned as much in a month as I will spend on a bottle of Dom Perignon."

Twat: "Its only arrogance if you're wrong"
by Chinatowngirl February 12, 2011
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Twat

If your reading this, YOUR A TWAT.
Me: hi twats
by Mia.khalfia April 28, 2020
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Twat

In class the new girl was wearing a skirt and her tight Twat was nice as fuck
by Jjm407 January 08, 2009
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Twat

1. Slang term for vagina.
2. (When twinned with "posh") A spoilt child of a hardworking rich person.
3. An insult.
4. (When in the form "twatted") Drunk.
5. A slap, typically to the head or groin.
1. My girlfriend has such a nice twat.
2. That posh twat has a mansion the size of a suicide bomber's balls and still complains about poor living conditions! Unbelievable!
3. Piers Morgan is such a twat.
4. It's a party, let's get twatted!
5. You can't really make a sentence out of this one.
by Sulphuric_Glue March 02, 2015
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Twat

(noun)
1) One who tweets professionally.
"I just got a new job as Glenn Beck's twat. He has hired me full time to post his tweets and you can follow them at @..."
by CalvinHobbes February 05, 2010
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