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Awkward Humping Turtle
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When you make an
awkward turtle
on somebody's
shoulder
and push
back and forth
in a humping motion.
Wtf, my mom tried to pull an
awkward
humping
turtle on me during
grandma's funeral
by
currybomb
July 29, 2010
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Turtle humping
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When
sexual satisfaction
is reached without being
directly
involved
in the action
When I saw them
getting into
it, I was turtle
humping
my
ass off
.
by
Error219
August 27, 2019
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