Turtle Burger

Another word for a hermaphrodite.

Lady GaGa is a total Turtle Burger.

Turtle Burger by Mike Hawk is mediocre February 1, 2010

Turtle Burger

The act of a circular steaming bowel movement generally produced after years of being a young asian(ish) male on valentines day who live in manchester. Most of them are known to float and swim around leaving a trail of brown sticky substance and stench behind it.

Raymond : Hey Danny, I'm making a turtle burger right now.

Danny : Dude that's fucking disgusting I'm trying to eat!

Turtle Burger by The Housemate March 3, 2011

Turtle-Burgered

When one can say they are in an intense form of retardation from the effects of, alcohol, marijuana, perscription pills, etc.. or the combination of some or all of them.

"Last weekend was sick...Joey ended up getting Turtle-Burgered"

"dude, im turtleburgered"

Turtle-Burgered by Roy Biv March 9, 2009

Turtleburger 

A burger consisting of turtles, with various other pieces of salad or meat.

Bill: "Dude, I just had the best turtleburger."
Fred: ".. That's disgusting."

Turtleburger by Turtleburgerman January 2, 2009