Turtle Bitching

To take forever to get ready to leave, usually for a party, when everyone else is waiting.

Liz, quit turtle bitching! Get your ass out the door NOW!

by Ginger Kitten April 12, 2011

Turtle Bitch

Any user of a turtle beach headset in a public lobby against normal headset users and proceeding to sound whore.

That team was full of turtle bitches, they knew where i was as soon as i spawned.

by Nova Experement August 29, 2010

Turtle-Bitch

A skinny fucker who refuses to get up after sleeping in a turtle formation.

Rosario is a complete Turtle-Bitch! she never wants fucking get up...lazy ass!

by Roselie April 19, 2009