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Turtle Belt
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An
elastic band
(or other improvised object) used to close off the end of an
uncircumcised penis
at the point of
ejaculation
in order to quickly and cleanly move from your location.
I had to grab a turtle belt and
run to
the bathroom
so I didn't stain
the new
couch.
by
Redh00d4
May 03, 2018
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