Turtle Beach Hair

The flat hair on the crown of your head and the rings like crop circles around your ears. Most commonly found on Call of Duty players. These players usually take the game seriously as kids without Ninja Pro are loud as fuck and like to take advantage of their noob ways.

"Holy shit man, how did that kid know I was coming? He must be wearing a Turtle Beach."

"Yo man, fix your Turtle Beach Hair, we don't want everybody knowing what we were just doing.."

Turtle Beach Hair by SupraBro-93 February 5, 2010

Turtle beach hair

The result of playing your xbox/ ps3 too long while wearing a turtle beach headset.

When I'm done playing Halo, I usually end up with a bad case of turtle beach hair.

Turtle beach hair by Megadethisgood December 9, 2011