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Turkish coffee is prepared by boiling finely powdered roast coffee beans in a pot (cezve), possibly with sugar, and serving it into a special cup(fincan), where the dregs settle. Turkish coffee is drunk slowly and is usually served with a glass of cold water (to freshen the mouth to better taste the coffee before sipping), though sometimes, especially after dinner, with a small glass of mint liqueur. It is also served with Turkish delight traditionally. All the coffee in the pot is poured into cups, but not all of it is drunk. The thick layer of sludgy grounds at the bottom of the cup is left behind. The cup is then commonly turned over into the saucer to cool, and then the patterns of the coffee grounds can be used for a kind of fortune telling called tasseography (Turkish: kahve fali)
Turkish coffee is called ôïýñêéêïò êáöÝò in Greek, turska kava in South Slavic and cafea turceascain Romanian.
turkish coffee by Acelya June 7, 2007
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Turkish Coffee 

Turkish coffee (also referred as Greek or Arabic Coffee) is coffee that is prepared in a specific way. It's pretty dark and thick, and tastes more like espresso, served with water for some health-related reason. It is common throughout the Middle East, North Africa and Balkan countries. It's considered a traditional beverage served in Turkish, Greek, Balkan and Arabic restaurants around the world.
Surprisingly enough, the best Turkish coffee I've ever had was in a Turkish restaurant in Berlin rather than anywhere in Turkey.
Turkish Coffee by barch09 February 18, 2007

Turkish Coffee 

A Turkish coffee usually transpires between two interested parties even though one partys intrinsic value plummets at the end of the transaction. The dominant party in the negations first deposits a portfolio of diarrhea/feces into the bank of the mouth of the losing party. Many experts and activists of the Turkish coffee claims that such a deposit must be “foamy” and also can be served in a tea cup for those who want to be more sophisticated and not Norwegian. Furthermore, the traditional Turkish coffee, a method formulated by great Turkish stock analysts, is served in a cup and after the “coffee” is consumed, the person can flip over the cup unto a plate and allow for their fortune to be read from the markings and impressions left in the cup. However, legend does have it that the Turkish coffee may have originated in a Turkish restaurant in London.
1.Max cannot find a good Turkish coffee in all of London
2. Ras wishes his mother can serve him her Turkish coffee.
3. It has been well known that heating your Turkish coffee in a kettle can amplify the experience.
4.Luke loves his Turkish coffee served with cocks side by side of him.

Turkish Coffee 

A slang term describing the process in which 1) a male shits on his partner's face, 2) rubs his butt and nether parts in said partner's face, and finally 3)coaxes the partner into sucking his balls, now covered in his own fecal matter.
My boyfriend makes the best cup of Turkish Coffee--strong and aromatic, just like I like it!

This Turkish Coffee is so thick, I could choke on it.

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026