Turkish Thunder

An individual who tries to portray his masculine side with severe effort while possibly hiding a more homo-sexual type past.

i have never made a gay porno in utah starring an actor called turkish thunder 77....i will skull fuck you for saying that.

by m12z May 26, 2010

turkish thunder

A Turkish individual who is very ambitious/enthusiastic, but sometimes a bit crazy.

I wanted to paddle down a different river, but the Turkish Thunder would not allow it!

by /Fenders August 24, 2006

Turkish Thunder Whip

When a gentlemenly fellow busts out his genitals and proceeds to slap his lady friend in the face with his musty balls.

I totally Turkish Thunder Whipped Mirski last night.

by The Mattadarg June 10, 2009

Turkish Thunder Whip

The act of a male aggressively slapping his female counterpart across the face with his testicles. This act is typically preformed at the height of a sexual climax, just before the male blows his load in her bruised face.

Male 1: Dude, I totally gave your sister a black eye when I Turkish Thunder Whipped her last nite!
Male 2: You Jizz Monkey!

by The Jizz Monkier December 15, 2009