TURKISH REVENGE

in Turkey, if you stab someone above the waist, it is considered an attempt at murder. To bypass the charge, but also teaching someone a lesson, a Turkish Revenge is when someone is stabbed below the belt, i.e. the ass. Coined in the movie "Midnight Express."

"...you can stab or shoot somebody below the waist but not above because that's intent to kill. So everyone runs around stabbing everyone else in the ass. That's what they call Turkish revenge." --Billy Hayes, Midnight Express

TURKISH REVENGE by TIMOTHEOUS "DICK" BARLOW March 2, 2007

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turkish revenge

When you stab someone in the ass hole

That fucker destroyed my car, so I gave him the turkish revenge.

turkish revenge by T. Revenge September 26, 2005

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Turkish Revenge

To stab someone below the waist. Most of the time it means stabbing someone’s asscheeks.

That gronk doesn’t wanna pay his tik, so next time I see him I’m gonna give him a Turkish Revenge.

Turkish Revenge by JimmyDJunkie September 8, 2020

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

Word of the Day on July 9, 2026