Turkey farm 

The weight gain that occurs after a person settles into a long-term relationship.

He turkey farmed his girlfriend.

Turkey farm by D. Kurtz April 22, 2008

Turkey farm 

A noisy location where one cannot understand the topic of discussion of those in that location.

SCREAM It sure as hell is a turkey farm here.

Turkey farm by The Master of Nothing July 4, 2016

turkey farmer 

a very annoying person who is the leader in a gang because the people in his gang are turkeys
this is a nasty name to call someone, like a snot-rag

go farm your turkeys, u turkey farmer

turkey farmer by pyro November 3, 2004