Turf ass

When you shove turf in someone’s ass and they start rolling around.
Oh boy, he has severe turf ass!
by Turf A January 12, 2023
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Tennessee Turf Ass

When one covers themselves in glue, rolls around in artificial turf pellets and jumps into another persons gaping asshole
“Matt was 350, so me and the boys have him a taste of the Tennessee Turf Ass”
by grinchy474848 January 12, 2023
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Turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch

I hate him
Boy I hate him, turf ass tree chicken tender toilet paper grinch!
by Turf A January 12, 2023
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