Turdshot
When they velveeta log jam finally broke free I unleashed a blast of double ought turdshot. It even chipped the porcelain.
Turdshot by The Teflon Scrotum May 27, 2020
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turdshorfing
friend 1: hey dude greg has passed out
friend 2: lets turdshorf him
friend 1: what?
friend 2: *grabs frozen dog turd out of freezer & shoves it up gregs ass*
friend 1: ohhh TURDSHORFING!
friend 2: lets turdshorf him
friend 1: what?
friend 2: *grabs frozen dog turd out of freezer & shoves it up gregs ass*
friend 1: ohhh TURDSHORFING!
turdshorfing by sam hippo April 25, 2006
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turdsmotherer
the kungfoo move of compressing the spinal cord by placing your hands on the head and gooche and squeesing, the goal is to colapse the head into the anus. hense the name turdsmotherer also known as the european turd smotherer.
turdsmotherer by anonomous January 3, 2005
turdshooter
Timmy Chandler exploded the toilet as his turdshooter gushed with a black giant that splashed in the toilet
turdshooter by We3d is g0oD f0r u March 29, 2020
chud run
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026
flophouse
Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??
Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.
Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!
Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!