Turdshot

Pellets of hard shit that explosively leave your ass like a shotgun.

When they velveeta log jam finally broke free I unleashed a blast of double ought turdshot. It even chipped the porcelain.

by The Teflon Scrotum May 27, 2020

turdshorfing

shoving a frozen turd into someones ass while they are asleep

friend 1: hey dude greg has passed out
friend 2: lets turdshorf him
friend 1: what?
friend 2: *grabs frozen dog turd out of freezer & shoves it up gregs ass*
friend 1: ohhh TURDSHORFING!

by sam hippo April 25, 2006

turdsmotherer

the kungfoo move of compressing the spinal cord by placing your hands on the head and gooche and squeesing, the goal is to colapse the head into the anus. hense the name turdsmotherer also known as the european turd smotherer.

i gave that geek a turdsmotherer

or that ninja is a turdsmothererer

by anonomous January 3, 2005

turdshooter

A male or female's asshole

Timmy Chandler exploded the toilet as his turdshooter gushed with a black giant that splashed in the toilet

by We3d is g0oD f0r u March 29, 2020