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turdshorfing 

shoving a frozen turd into someones ass while they are asleep
friend 1: hey dude greg has passed out
friend 2: lets turdshorf him
friend 1: what?
friend 2: *grabs frozen dog turd out of freezer & shoves it up gregs ass*
friend 1: ohhh TURDSHORFING!
turdshorfing by sam hippo April 25, 2006
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turdsmotherer 

the kungfoo move of compressing the spinal cord by placing your hands on the head and gooche and squeesing, the goal is to colapse the head into the anus. hense the name turdsmotherer also known as the european turd smotherer.
i gave that geek a turdsmotherer

or that ninja is a turdsmothererer
turdsmotherer by anonomous January 3, 2005

turdshooter

Timmy Chandler exploded the toilet as his turdshooter gushed with a black giant that splashed in the toilet

Sleepy juice 

Either liquid niquil or any liquid drink with melatonin, Ashwaganda or other sleeping aids in a liquid form. If warm tea helps you get to sleep that could be sleepy juice too.
I could not sleep so I chugged some sleepy juice and now I'm so tired and sleepy.
Sleepy juice by Mercbeamish February 7, 2024
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How bout dem knicks? 

A phrase referring twoard the New York Knicks.
Its usually said to break an unplesent moment of silence.
Guy 1: I think I may be gay.
Guy 2: ...
Guy 1: ...
Guy 2: How bout dem knicks?
How bout dem knicks? by Flame060 March 28, 2005
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Power Couple 

A relationship between two people who are equally as cool as each other. They are as individually awesome and fun to be around as they are when they are together.

Neither one depends on the other for their feelings of self worth- they know in their heart that they are just as valuable to the world as the other. Good looking, optimistic, and sparks a light in the world that people recognize that goes beyond a normal relationship.

In a power couple, if one person is flawed, the other person makes up for their weaknesses in strength. Together they are the epitome of what anyone would desire in a relationship. They encourage goodness in the world and make it a better place by being together.
I'm a fan of those two, they are such a power couple, the epitome of what anyone would want in a relationship.

I am envious of them because they are a power couple.
Power Couple by Pina28 May 23, 2012
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