A person who, without any hesitation will openly eat leftovers or others food, even if others need or desire it. They are known to often take advantage of the five second rule.
"Hey! Joe ate the whole tub of spicy salsa dip, now there's nothing to dip the Doritos in, what a turd burgler."
by Old Jed April 19, 2005
Get the Turd burgler mug.When you are taking a crap in a public restroom and someone tries to come into your stall, even though its locked they try forcing their way in because they dont know you are there
by Kiser August 29, 2003
Get the turd burgler mug.A rude term describing a homosexual man. It specifically refers to his prediliction for anal sex. Its usage is similar to butt pirate, which is certainly inappropriate, but not as hateful as faggot.
by El Roberto August 01, 2004
Get the turd burgler mug.1. A male who is frequently the main penetrator in anal sex (with either a male or female).
2. A petty thief of fecal matter.
2. A petty thief of fecal matter.
Yeah, it's all good till the pooper starts fighting back, isn't it? Turd burgler. I guess her @$$ didn't like that one.
by frieze July 14, 2003
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Get the turd burgler mug.lilys pastimes include turd burgling
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