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turdlinger 

Someone who spreads their shit around like a little monkey in a cage.
To partake in the action of throwing turds in an indiscriminate fasion.
To fart a toxic odour.
Question: (Did you smell Howards rotten anus this morning)
Response: (Yes I did ... what a turdlinger..lol)
turdlinger by Josh7607 September 14, 2007

Turdfinger

Someone who whenever they get involved with anything it turns to shit
"Windy is a Turdfinger..he has the touch of a rapist"
Turdfinger by Weallhatetugger March 12, 2009

turdslinger

"Turdslingers" are a group of people, cult, street gang, subculture and social trend. They are known for being loutish, uncultured people know for their profanity and rudeness. They are unrefined or unsophisticated. They wear colorful skinny jeans, Converse, Vans and T-shirts from Hot Topic.

They tend to have weird custom made belt buckles and ride fixed gear bicycles. They can be found shopping at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters.

They often have ironic taste, like to make art and have handlebar or waxed mustaches.

They often listen to indie, alternative, experimental, vintage, obscure or noise music. Bands you've never hear of before.

They are often virgins, unemployed, live in their mom's basement, are part of the furry fandom, watch anime and read manga. They typically play card games and board games.

They often *refrain* from using alcohol, tobacco and other recreational drugs.

They often play retro and handheld console video games and form LAN Parties.

They cosplay, Live action role play, Tabletop games and go to comic book & Star Trek conventions.

They are often so mentally deranged and exhausted from years of masturbating to porn that they become sociopaths.

They make wild, bold and unnecessary choices and are juvenile delinquents.

They like making self publishes magazines and having polarizing, unpopular opinions.

They read underground, slice of life and autobiographical comic strips.
Cindy: aye, who's that man child there. he's a cute one, isn't he?
Bob: don't shag him, he's a right turdslinger, he is.

Stacy: fancied a boy at the dance, too bad he's a turdslinger like his father.
Chad: he comes from a long line of those, I reckon.

turdslingers 

-fixed gear bicycle
-welfare recipient
-Urban Outfitters
-handlebar/waxed mustache
-ironic taste/humor
-obscure taste
-vintage
-skinny jeans
-indeterminate sexual preference

-listens to indie, alternative, experimental or noise music

-thug or a hooligan
-in a street gang
-making stupid choices
-manchild soyboy
-NEET, recluse, hermit
- hikikomori

-alt-right
-virgin and/or furry
-lan parties, cosplay, LARPing
-comic book conventions
-computer programming
-arts & sciences
-missing teeth/beat up
-jumping people
-dangerous behavior
Brandon: oi, look at them turdslingers
Stacy: Makes me bloody sick, it does.
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026