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turdlinger 

Someone who spreads their shit around like a little monkey in a cage.
To partake in the action of throwing turds in an indiscriminate fasion.
To fart a toxic odour.
Question: (Did you smell Howards rotten anus this morning)
Response: (Yes I did ... what a turdlinger..lol)
turdlinger by Josh7607 September 14, 2007

Turdfinger

Someone who whenever they get involved with anything it turns to shit
"Windy is a Turdfinger..he has the touch of a rapist"
Turdfinger by Weallhatetugger March 12, 2009

turdslingers 

-fixed gear bicycle
-welfare recipient
-Urban Outfitters
-handlebar/waxed mustache
-ironic taste/humor
-obscure taste
-vintage
-skinny jeans
-indeterminate sexual preference

-listens to indie, alternative, experimental or noise music

-thug or a hooligan
-in a street gang
-making stupid choices
-manchild soyboy
-NEET, recluse, hermit
- hikikomori

-alt-right
-virgin and/or furry
-lan parties, cosplay, LARPing
-comic book conventions
-computer programming
-arts & sciences
-missing teeth/beat up
-jumping people
-dangerous behavior
Brandon: oi, look at them turdslingers
Stacy: Makes me bloody sick, it does.

turdslinger

"Turdslingers" are a group of people, cult, street gang, subculture and social trend. They are known for being loutish, uncultured people know for their profanity and rudeness. They are unrefined or unsophisticated. They wear colorful skinny jeans, Converse, Vans and T-shirts from Hot Topic.

They tend to have weird custom made belt buckles and ride fixed gear bicycles. They can be found shopping at American Apparel and Urban Outfitters.

They often have ironic taste, like to make art and have handlebar or waxed mustaches.

They often listen to indie, alternative, experimental, vintage, obscure or noise music. Bands you've never hear of before.

They are often virgins, unemployed, live in their mom's basement, are part of the furry fandom, watch anime and read manga. They typically play card games and board games.

They often *refrain* from using alcohol, tobacco and other recreational drugs.

They often play retro and handheld console video games and form LAN Parties.

They cosplay, Live action role play, Tabletop games and go to comic book & Star Trek conventions.

They are often so mentally deranged and exhausted from years of masturbating to porn that they become sociopaths.

They make wild, bold and unnecessary choices and are juvenile delinquents.

They like making self publishes magazines and having polarizing, unpopular opinions.

They read underground, slice of life and autobiographical comic strips.
Cindy: aye, who's that man child there. he's a cute one, isn't he?
Bob: don't shag him, he's a right turdslinger, he is.

Stacy: fancied a boy at the dance, too bad he's a turdslinger like his father.
Chad: he comes from a long line of those, I reckon.
turdslinger by Googly Eyed Freak April 23, 2020
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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murderhobo 

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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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