Turd Book

Home made log book carried by police officers out in the field used for recording contacts with potential evil doers and criminals. Sometimes called a field identification logbook.

When you go to spooktown, always bring your turd book.

by xzybit October 20, 2004

turdbookin

The act of pooping while scrolling through facebook on your phone.

Anthony used the office bathroom frequently to get some turdbookin done.

by Jennay September 17, 2018