Turbo Retard 

A Turbo Retard is someone who acts so quickly, they don't have time to think about what they're doing. This usually ends up being something so dumb, everyone in a 50m radius facepalms in disbelief, its like a train wreck you just can't look away.

Turbo retards act faster than synapse exchange, and thus cannot understand how retarded their actions are.
In their minds they are gods among men, galaxy brains surrounded by smooth brains.

Bob went Turbo Retard the other day... he just bought a whole new monitor because his display cable was broken.
Damn Frank over there is going Turbo Retard on those targets, has he even landed a shot?
Damn Billy you gotta stop going Turbo Retard or you'll never work out how to solve this one.

Turbo Retard by Admiral Doot Doot June 15, 2021

turbo retard 

when one is so retarded they surpass the typical level of stupid. common slang is "turbo tard".

1) "Jimmy you fucking idiot! Why did you fuck my sister you fuck turbo tard!"

2) Michael got hit by a bus and now he is turbo retarded.

turbo retard by dick_daddy February 17, 2021

turbo-retarded 

When "retarded" just isn't enough. People who are turbo-retarded make blondes look like geniuses. A person who blunders every now and then may be called "retarded" by their peers, but it doesn't mean they are a complete waste of space.

People who are "turbo-retarded", on the other hand, can not seem to function in society.

Everything they touch turns to shit.

Every word that escapes their ignorant mouth makes you want to punch them.

Every "though" that goes through their head has enough stupidity to kill a small nation.

You can't even make fun of them; their very being there just makes you pissed.

Person 1: "Hey there's a party going down. You going?"

Person 2: "Alright, who's going?"

Person 1: "Mark, Anthony, Cristy, John..."

Person 2: "Nope."

Person 1: "What why?"

Person 2: "I'm not going if John's going. He's turbo-retarded."

turbo-retarded by J.S.H.T. April 29, 2011

turboretard

A variation of the term "retard".

It is used to describe a specific kind of retard. Chiefly, retards of this denomination display an overconfidence on any topic (regardless of actual knowledge) and a complete absence of self-awareness. Nuance, perspective thought, omitted contextual details, second-order reactions, and many other logical concepts are completely invisible to turboretards, and they use this state of ignorance to argue moot/redundant, observably/intuitively false points, or make surface level declarations without evidence.

Turboretards' entire existence is hallmarked by muddying the waters of any discussion they take part in—repetitiously parroting grossly bastardized and easily-disproven talking points from their machiavellian gods who, unlike the turboretards themselves, cleverly use words and rhetoric as a source of income.

"Your definition makes me uncomfortable! Take this downvote, asshole!"
"Ahh, a turboretard."

turboretard by binder full of ankle pics December 14, 2024