Tunkle

Tunkle is a synonym for loser

Bob called John a tunkle because he was stupid and had no friends

by Gracieandmacysuckurmom January 23, 2023

tunkle

a dick that is not small and that is not big either

u r such a tunkle

by josh,mason, and brian May 25, 2004

Tunkle

Slang for “toilet uncle”, or uncle who lives in the toilet.

Yeah bro, my tunkle ben gives me words of wisdom through the shitter every now and again.

by BallHandler69 March 17, 2022

tunkle bum

Tunkle bum is the action of looking at a Volkswagen Beatle whilst crying over the movie up

John commited a tunkle bum after exiting the theater

by Realname64 August 28, 2023

tinkle fairy

A tinkle fairy is presumably an imaginary being that monitors every moment you take a piss, it is mostly known for its limitations, such as 'the amount of times you can shake'. It was made popular from the show Family Guy.

Adam West: *shakes twice*
Tinkle Fairy: Two shakes, that's it...Move along!
Adam West: Oh, why thank you, Tinkle Fairy!

by Terrum August 26, 2013

tuncle

An uncle who also happens to be an absolute tard. Mike Carlson happens to have two of these since he is in tard fam and "looks up" to York and Norman "Nick" as uncles. These types of uncles will also think they are very responsible and idols but in reality their nephews and nieces want to stay as far away from them as possible especially since most of the time, these types of uncles have had a questionable past. If anything, someone needs to be assigned to take care of this tard uncle since he isn't capable of taking care of himself and for sure not others.

Don't ever leave Brittany with tuncle because Mike Carlson has made it clear that his sister does not need to be anywhere around her weird uncle and he's told her to always call him to come pick her up if she's stuck with tuncle.

by TurnM3Up July 27, 2020

Tinkle Tweaker

Tinkle Tweakers are meth users who store their urine and feces, and attempt to recover the un metabolized methamphetamine from the urine and feces when they get desperate for another high.

The police broke down the door of the meth house only to discover the users were paranoid "Tinkle Tweaker s" and had jars, bottles, buckets, pots and pans full of urine and feces in case they desired to get high again and didn't have enough meth on hand.

by RUDEBOY BOTTOM April 17, 2009