For centuries the true
definition of Tuna Sandwich has been lost until recently. Explorers discovered hyroglyphics covering the walls of the
long lost pyramid of Barramundas. The only fish king to be mummified. The pictures adorning the walls were unwashed naked women with exotic vaginal adornments - that of the 99 cent tin of Tuna. As the explorers searched further up the walls they noticed that some of the unwashed women were having a
snack on the said vaginal adornment, encasing it in 2 slices of bread.....
Girl one - I'm really
hungry
Girl two - Me too
Girl one - I have a
tuna sandwich
Girl two - Me too
Girl one - Wanna bite of mine?
Girl two - Only if you can take a bite of mine too
Girl one - Mmm love that tangy
mayo
Girl two - what mayo?