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tuna wrangler

alpha male for a pack o batchelors who gathers potential "sheep" for his brother "wolves"
Kyle found 4 fuckable "sheep" for us tonight! Man whatta tuna wrangler!
tuna wrangler by lisa sampson September 8, 2007
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tuna wrangler

A person who is overly promiscous with skanky ho's.
"Dude, did you hear that Jon hooked up with Crazy Mary? He's such a tuna wrangler."
tuna wrangler by sharkasstic girl October 21, 2008

Tuna Wrangler

A man who is definitely not a virgin, is 'getting some' or likes to sleep women...lots of them
Guy 1: Did you see Joe? He slept with everyone, even Tina!
Guy 2: I know, he's such a Tuna Wrangler.
Tuna Wrangler by Courty September 3, 2007

Wrangle some tuna 

To have sexual intercourse with a woman or women.

Also known as 'crushing some pussy', 'crushing some sweet sweet poontang' or the past tense 'I totally hit that'.

Derives from the words 'wrangle' (to capture) and 'tuna' (a fish whose smell is often compared to that of a filthy vag).
Paul left the club early to go back to his place and wrangle some tuna.

"Where were you last night?"
"Wrangling some sweet sweet tuna my friend."
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