Tulsa Slugfest 

when you and all your friends get naked, cover each other in Vaseline or lube, and squirm around in a bathtub together

Friend 1: hey man, sorry I couldn't make it to the party
Friend 2: no worries, but you did miss out on the Tulsa Slugfest we had
Friend 1: oh so sorry about that, but I didn't have any Vaseline so I couldn't have taken part

Tulsa Slugfest by battlesalmon April 21, 2021