Tulane University 

A highly selective private institution with a combined undergraduate and graduate student body of approximately 13,000 students. The University was founded in 1834 and is located in uptown New Orleans, Louisiana.

Tulane School of Law, School of Medicine, School of Public Health and the Latin American Studies Program routinely rank among the top in the nation.

Tulane University attracts a diverse population of students from varied financial, ethnic and cultural backgrounds. All of whom are prepared for rigorous academic coursework as well as the social demands that are a part of living in the Big Easy.

In 2010 Tulane had more applicants than any other private university in the nation.

Literally the Hottest school in the country. Period.

Bobby: "Hey aren't you going to Tulane University?"

Jill: "Yeah"

Bobby: "But, Jill, didn't you get into Harvard"

Jill: "Yeah, but Tulane is in New Orleans... would you pick Massachusetts over Nola?"

Bobby: "I guess you're right.... Fuck me...is it too late to apply??"

Tulane University by djruby July 12, 2011

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012