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Tua Simulator

A drinking game where two or more people play madden.

The rules -

A player must take a shots/shotguns a beverage/ take other pre decided upon alternative (zyns etc.) if the following occurs

-Their team runs the ball (yes you have to pass every play)
-Their team throws an interception

-Their team fumbles

-Their team punts

-Their team has a turnover on downs

-The other team scores a touchdown

-Their team kicks a field goal

Other rules-

- every time a team scores they must go for two if you forget and kick a PAT you must drink
-If a team looses you have to take two shots/shotguns/other pre decided upon alternative (zyns etc.)

The game can be played one versus one or with teams where all member drink for the punishments but you switch players per quarter/half
I can’t wait to go to grandmas to play Tua Simulator.
Tua Simulator by Fun Uncle April 28, 2026
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fudanshi 

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Plain. Not tampered with or upgraded. Basic.
May I have an order of regular degular buttermilk pancakes? Without all the added jazz? Hold the blueberry smiley face, strawberry glaze, chocolate chips and whipped cream.
Regular Degular by 1Bynum August 13, 2023
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gIVE A HOOT DON'T POLLUTE BITCH

*slam dunks trash into appropriate bin*
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